"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
- My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)
I manage to turn everything into crap wow
yes that’s called digestion
(Source: foodtrucker, via seanp0donnell)
"I feel nothing
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse."
- 2 am thoughts (via timid)
"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."
- A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (via larmoyante)